Supers_skanks

2:02AM - TGIF!

OMG!

9:41PM - KEITHS THREESOME

the moment kristen leaves for columbus keith gets wasted and sticks his dick into the first stripper(berneice) he see with her boyfriend(noah) watching no this is not a fairytail this is my life. Keith is an asshole. Please share any replusive stories about him to laugh about, obviously he thought our relationship was a joke now he will be one too.

11:07AM - interesting...

this is very interesting.

9:18AM - this is great

http://www.cafeshops.com/youngstown

Current mood: tired

Current music: ms.john soda

3:23PM - fuck

2:02PM - ANYBODY PLEASE GIVE ME AN ANWSER

Why do doctors call their work "practice"?

Why do drive-thru ATM machines have Braille instructions?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

Why can't you throw garbage into your garbage disposal?

Why don't they sell records at a record store?

Current mood: curious

Current music: azure ray

6:16PM - help save our porn industry

READ UP ON THE DEVIL TRYING TO STOP OUR FUN.
LARRY FLINT NEEDS OUR HELP


In a speech in 2002, Ashcroft made it clear that the Justice Department intends to try. He said pornography "invades our homes persistently though the mail, phone, VCR, cable TV and the Internet," and has "strewn its victims from coast to coast."

Given the millions of dollars Americans are spending each month on adult cable television, Internet sites and magazines and videos, many may see themselves not as victims but as consumers, with an expectation of rights, choices and privacy.

Ashcroft, a religious man who does not drink alcohol or caffeine, smoke, gamble or dance, and has fought unrelenting criticism that he has trod roughshod on civil liberties in the wake of the Sept. 11 attacks, is taking on the porn industry at a time when many experts say Americans are wary about government intrusion into their lives.

The Bush administration is eager to shore up its conservative base with this issue. Ashcroft held private meetings with conservative groups a year and a half ago to assure them that anti-porn efforts are a priority.

But administration critics and First Amendment rights attorneys warn that the initiative could smack of Big Brother, and that targeting such a broad range of readily available materials could backfire.

"I think a lot of adults would say this is not what they had in mind, spending millions of dollars and the time of the courts and FBI agents and postal inspectors and prosecutors investigating what consenting adults are doing and watching."


Since the last time he faced Taylor, Flynt's empire has grown into a multimillion-dollar corporation with a large, almost conservative-looking headquarters in California, where he and executives in dark suits oversee the company's dozens of men's clubs, sex stores and more than 30 magazines.

"He's basically crusaded against everything I've fought for for the past 30 years," Flynt said. "This is for consenting adults. They have the right to view what they want to in the privacy of their own home. And even if they don't enjoy these materials, they still don't want to be looking over their neighbors' shoulders."

Current mood: infuriated

Current music: MINUS THE BEAR

9:25PM - blocked

i Have been staring at this glowing square for about 4 hours now my eyes are glazed my hands are numb and my mind is jelled over. Gandhi usually keeps my interest but today i just can't seem to grasp where hes coming from did he really solve anything there is still violence. How can i write a paper on him changing the social welfare of america when i dont know if he did? anyone help please.

I think maybe i am just frustratedand annoyed not at gandhi but with life in general. i am losing in this game of monopoly right now i just want to cash in my property and quit it all. everything is changing around me people are growing very distant or becoming to close. I have very few people left that i truely care to even talk to on a day to day basis everything else is just passing trees on a road trip.

tonight my mind is racing so fast the thoughts of responsibility are weighing me down and i know it is all my fault. i have never been one to push things back to the last minute then half ass it just to get done. seriously its not me its fucked up but all i want to do is lay in bed with keith and freeze time for a while then get back to everything else. school is so inconvenient along with work when i am laying the so comfortable wraped in his arms

this love thing its so amazing it has blinded me frome everthing and now today it all slapped me right in the face. i have neglected my friends, school, bills, and me. not that every moment i have spent with k-fresh hasnt been absolutely amazing because he is and we are toghther i love him so much i think i might smother him to death and i dont want that to happen i am scared love is a fickled thing and i have never really dealt with it i put my soul into him and i dont want to start pushing him away like i always do. hale know i have never been good with relationships but i will be this time i am going to work at it.

maybe i need to stop bitching i am in love, i have a wonderful family and great friends and a job that doesnt suck and the cutest dog in the world

Current mood: contemplative

Current music: denali

5:43PM - blog blog blog

Your True Nature by llScorpiusll
Username
The quality that most appeals to you:	High Social Status / Wealth
In a survival situation, you:	Do what is necessary
Your hidden talent is:	A beautiful mind
Your gift is:	Genius
In groups, you:	Don't fit in
Your best quality is:	Your empathic nature
Your weakness is:	Your timidity
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

5:19PM - la la

The vindicators reviews on last weeks show
gutar and bass and drum and keyboard all noise....It doesn't make any sense at all...well,as long you're having fun right?
Deep, dark, and droning atmospheric textures alchemically combined with experimental approaches, custom instrumentation,and manipulated field recordings to create the metaphysical, primordial,and unsettling tone of LALA.
HUGE mix if music, in the style of Aphex Twin, Devin Townsend, Mike Patton,Squarepusher, Meshuggah, Tangaroa, Primus, Dillinger Escape Plan... Every song is a completely different experience.

Current mood: determined

Current music: smokey and miho

1:06AM - naked keith

wow i am wasted at the ny ndrinking way to much blah blah blahyeah yeah yeah im in love

Current mood: drunk

Current music: !!!

2:58PM - flordia

I am running away and never coming back okay maybe in like a week but i can pretend. Roadtrip roeadtrip roadtrip it shall be intersesting expect drunk dialing and obnoxious stories love you all have a great break!!!

Current mood: excited

Current music: air

11:34PM - sketches for my sweetheart the drunk

well valentines day was actually fun considering my valentine is several states away, the bands at cedars were amazing i was really impressed by all of them. The vindicator was there well actually haley got a job at the vindictor and she was doing a story on all the bands that night it was really cool. I think i will be in all the pics of the vindicator thats awesome. Last night was buttas birthday it was veryy fun we went to applebees then to draught hause and bws. butta was wasted and i had a nice buzz then i came home and talked about disecting monkeys it was fun then i passed out. Today was major excitement the plans are final for florida i cant wait all i do is think about laying on the warm beach in 70 weather i think it will be so fun to freeze but if i am drunk enough it won't matter. this weekend hopefully will be better then the last weekend bright eyes sunday!!!!
who's going anyways?
i am no longer in the cult of this lj i just dont want anymore drama.
LET ME CLARIFY FOR ALL THE CURIOUS:
1. i quit the slootski crew
2. i am not supers skank nor will i ever be anyones skank it's joke for all you serious people
3. i love everyone hate hurts my karma
4. i am totally smitten by a boy
5. jeff buckley is god
6. super is still my favorite person
7. i am so happy for chris!
8. haley sucks cock everyday and is a bull dyke
9. andrea has a cool hair cut
10. buttas 22

Current mood: mellow

Current music: ELLIOT SMITH HE RULES

12:40AM - pimpin ain't easy when you're uncle jesse

chris in b major made sweet passionate love to chica my dog this evening while andea and i watched. it was very interesting. we got to hang out with metrosexual kyle today he wrote me valentine saying "i hope you die in a car fire" it was the nicest valentine i have ever recieved it was fun. i cant wait for the valentine show it will be the coolest. oh by the way jeff buckley is god. Just in case you fools didnt know.
think about the genious idea of my sweetheart the drunk thats totally the skank crew i love it!
so last night was the awesome gram,my party with 5 kegs it was
awesome.
fine it was fine i meant
so we all skinny dipped in haleys tub 1 at a time it kinda sucked but i still had an awesome time.
super
i found my old guns and roses tshirt from 1984 i was like 2 and shit its kinda beat up but its total old school. i love it.
its awesome
so drea is my new mob which isnt anything like the mafia its actually way cool we dont shoot people or anything just get wasted and mob.
its awesome!
adn butta flick your bic bitch i now own you and your light i am holding it ransom for mark robenolts baby hehehehe
that is totally awesome and so is the live journal cult

Current mood: weird

Current music: if looks could kill i would be kyle

9:27PM - DID YOU KNOW?

In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

In Alabama, it's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

In Michigan a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

Under Lebanese law, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is expressly forbidden.

Current mood: amused

Current music: the rosebuds! they rule! thanks baby...

10:04PM - uncle jesse facts

1) Uncle Jesse invented Tetris.

2) Uncle Jesse has a hot wife on television AND in real life.

3) Uncle Jesse wears cowboy boots AND tight black jeans at the SAME TIME.

4) One time, Uncle Jesse pushed Joey Gladstone down the stairs...just to watch him fall!

5) Uncle Jesse beat up your father, and most of your uncles.

6) Uncle Jesse never bought his wife tampons (on television or in real life).

7) Uncle Jesse parties with David Hasselhoff all day, every day!

8) Uncle Jesse keeps his room at a toasty 78 degrees.

9) Uncle Jesse always got more Halloween candy than his brother.

10) Contrary to popular belief, Uncle Jesse and Danny Tanner were NOT friends.

11) Uncle Jesse hates Ovaltine.

12) Uncle Jesse has never had the flu.

13) Uncle Jesse enjoys Backgammon.

14) Uncle Jesse is the spokesperson for Nerf.

15) In 1992, Uncle Jesse was MVP on the Japanese "Hungry, Hungry Hippos" National

Championship Team. He was always the orange hippo.

16) Uncle Jesse once bowled a 374.

17) Uncle Jesse is a Republican.

18) Uncle Jesse despises Weezer. As a matter of fact, Weezer tried to get "The Rippers"

to tour with them, and Uncle Jesse gave them all atomic wedgies. ALL of them.

19) Uncle Jesse shops at Value City.

20) There are streets named after Uncle Jesse in 37 of the 50 states (Idaho is currently in

the process of approving legislation to be the 38th state).

21) Uncle Jesse invented peanut butter.

22) Uncle Jesse enjoys trading on eBay.

23) Uncle Jesse has never gotten a speeding ticket. In fact, Uncle Jesse issues speeding tickets to police officers.

24) There are 23,456,765,789 blades of grass on Uncle Jesse's front lawn.

25) Uncle Jesse never rewinds video tapes he rents from Blockbuster. There is nothing they can do about it.

26) Uncle Jesse has 20/20 vision.

27) Uncle Jesse's favorite dinosaur was Stegosaurus.

28) Uncle Jesse has not seen Star Wars. In fact, Uncle Jesse TP'ed George Lucas' house

29) Uncle Jesse hates Old Navy Commercials.

30) Uncle Jesse's P.O. Box # is 347.

31) Uncle Jesse loves Tootsie Pops.

32) Uncle Jesse hates DEVO.

33) Uncle Jesse did not invent Crystal Pepsi.

34) Uncle Jesse prefers Campbells soup over other brands.

35) Uncle Jesse has no problem eating bagged cereal.

36) Uncle Jesse never has to pay roaming charges.

37) Uncle Jesse's abs glow in the dark.

38) Uncle Jesse is the former mayor of Chooch, Nevada.

39) Uncle Jesse doesn't pay for the vowels he buys on "Wheel of Fortune," nor does he have to phrase his answers in

the form of questions on "Rock & Roll Jeopardy."

40) Uncle Jesse owns stock in TANG.

41) Uncle Jesse stole his teachers lunch money in 5th grade.

42) Uncle Jesse never gets pop-ups or spam while surfing Elvis websites.

43) Uncle Jesse took home a glowing piece of the Aggro-Crag on Nickelodeon GUTS. He beat out 10-year-old Brian

"The Dodger" Rogers and 9-year-old Sean "Smiley" Riley.

44) Uncle Jesse wears wool mittens instead of gloves in the winter time.

45) Uncle Jesse is always regular.

Current mood: confused

Current music: elvis whats uncle jesses favorite

9:57PM - fuckin A

wow when you think everything is normal i just get hit wioth a semi or a brick falls from the sky. I dont know whats going on i am so confused in my life. wait i cant make this serious.Step 1: Find yourself a monkey. like Uncle Jesse's monkey. Don't even count on finding a monkey this sweet, your monkey will probably be half-retarded, and drink Smirnoff, because you aren't Uncle Jesse. Step 2: Get your monkey (assuming he hasn't completely marked your entire house as his territory by peeing on your furniture) a punching bag. Tape a picture of either Danny Tanner, or Joey Gladstone to the punching bag. By doing this, the monkey will become conditioned to attack only dorky wieners (like Danny Tanner and Joey Gladstone). Step 3: Once your monkey has worked out on the punching bag, he is ready for his first challenge...the notorious karate toddlers! Hailing from the nurseries of hell, these kids are nothing short of fierce (look at the fire in their eyes). They can both shoot fireballs, and they aim for the testicles. Step 4: Let's be honest now, your monkey will have gotten his ass kicked by the killer kiddies...but Uncle Jesse's monkey will have made mashed carrots out of them. So, we'll have to pretend that your monkey isn't a wuss and move on to the next step. Once your monkey is an established Kung-Fu master, you must promote him. Get him on the cover of Kung-Fu magazines, and have him go to some foreign country (like Indiana-"The Crossroads of America") and beat on the natives as pictured below. The headlines in the paper will read something like "Super Sweet Monkey Terrorizes Town with Ninja Skills," and your monkey will be an instant celebrity. The best part is, monkeys can't be put in jail (as stated in Article XI of the U.S. Constitution) so you can train the monkey to do whatever you want it to, including roughing up those brownie-hounds, Danny Tanner and Joey Gladstone and cheerleaders too. Step 5: Now that your monkey has terrorized a few people, and thus become sweeter, its time to outfit him in some proper Kung-Fu gear. Go to Japan and purchase ninja outfits, a karate gi, grappling hooks and bananas. CONGRATULATIONS! Actually, no...forget that. You're still lame, and you don't have a Kung-Fu monkey. Uncle Jesse, however, does. Watch your back!

Current mood: confused

Current music: built to spill

12:27AM - I'm a SLOOTSKI TOO!

What kind of Slootski are you? by pancakesninja
Name
Occupation	Lot Lizard
Slootski Alias	Bambi
Number of Babies	14
STD of choice	Anal Herpes
Lost Virginity on	March 9, 1983
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

3:48PM - i took an awesome quiz!!! woo!!!

If I were a [feminine] gay man... by 38886
Your name
Your Gay Man Name	Georgie
Your Gay Man Occupation	Personal Assistant
Your Stereotypical Gay Man Trait	Flailing when excited
Your Gay Man Music of Choice	Celine Dion
Your Gay Man Cause of Death	Blood Loss (from...you know)
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

11:46PM - DONNIE DARKO

Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name The Mexican
Super Power Irresistable Sexuality
Enemy Clear Channel
Mode Of Transportation Skateboard
Weapon Beer Bottle


I TOLD YOU I WAS A MUTHAFUCKIN SUPERHERO THIS PAGE WAS FUNNY BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO CUT/COPY OK SUPER DONT MAKE FUN OF THIS TOO... NC 17 HEHEHEHEHE

HEY I HAD A BLAST TONIGHT AT THE SUPERBOWL PARTY
BEER AND BITCHES ONCE AGAIN
PLUS I GOT TO SEE JANETS TIT.. OR NOT WHATEVER I STILL HAD FUN

Current mood: quixotic

Current music: CHRIS IN B MAJORS CD.. I LOVE IT